{"product_id":"too-gay-to-function","title":"Too Gay To Function","description":"\u003cp\u003e\n \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n  It's safe to say we have all seen Mean Girls and know the part Janis says: \"That's Damian, he's almost too gay to function.\" As an LQBTQ ran candle business and felt it was a necessary candle.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\n \u003cb\u003e\n  Scent notes:\n \u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003e\n  Fruit, fruit and more fruit.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\n 9oz. Ships 2-5 business days.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"DC-Funny Candle Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44452470784207,"sku":"DC-2135095","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5430\/5743\/files\/3_fe666373-4593-4984-a658-012630827201.png?v=1754238579","url":"https:\/\/pzsjcu-1p.myshopify.com\/products\/too-gay-to-function","provider":"The R\u0026D Drop Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}